This Page has many tricks and Fun Things to do when you are bored.
Jokes:
Yo Mama Jokes.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational field.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said '1 at a time please'.
Yo mama so fat when she wants her picture to b taken, she has to call Google Earth.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said her phone number.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for scaring children.
Yo mama so poor she has to go to KFC to lick other people's fingers.
Yo mama so fat she worth a 5 killstreak in Call Of Duty.
Yo mama so short she hand glides on a Dorito.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and got starved to death.
To mama so ugly, when she joined an ugly test the judges said: " Sorry, no professionals."
Other Jokes.
Millionaire Joke
A fellow walked into a bank in New York City asking for a loan for $4000 dollars. “Well, before we lend you the money we are going to need some kind of security” the bank teller said. “No problem” the man responded here are the keys to my car “you'll see it, it’s a black Porsche parked in the back of the parking lot.”
A few weeks later the man returned to pay off his loan. While he was paying it up, along with the interest of $11 dollars, the manager came over, “sir, we are very happy to have your business, but if you don't mind me asking, after you left we looked into you and found out that you are a millionaire, why would you need to borrow $4000 dollars?” “Well, the fellow responded it’s quite simple, where else can I park my car for three weeks in New York for $11 dollars?”
Tricks To Troll Your Friends:
How to shutdown your friend's computer.(only works on Chromebooks)
Pretend to help your friend do something on their Chromebook but secretly press the following keys:
ctrl, shift, qq altogether. Boom, their Chromebook will shut down.
How to shut down all the tabs. (works on all computers)
Also pretend to help your friend do something on their computer. Secretly press the following keys:
ctrl, shift and www. Then laugh and run away as all their tabs will be gone.
Yo Mama Jokes.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational field.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said '1 at a time please'.
Yo mama so fat when she wants her picture to b taken, she has to call Google Earth.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said her phone number.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for scaring children.
Yo mama so poor she has to go to KFC to lick other people's fingers.
Yo mama so fat she worth a 5 killstreak in Call Of Duty.
Yo mama so short she hand glides on a Dorito.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and got starved to death.
To mama so ugly, when she joined an ugly test the judges said: " Sorry, no professionals."
Other Jokes.
Millionaire Joke
A fellow walked into a bank in New York City asking for a loan for $4000 dollars. “Well, before we lend you the money we are going to need some kind of security” the bank teller said. “No problem” the man responded here are the keys to my car “you'll see it, it’s a black Porsche parked in the back of the parking lot.”
A few weeks later the man returned to pay off his loan. While he was paying it up, along with the interest of $11 dollars, the manager came over, “sir, we are very happy to have your business, but if you don't mind me asking, after you left we looked into you and found out that you are a millionaire, why would you need to borrow $4000 dollars?” “Well, the fellow responded it’s quite simple, where else can I park my car for three weeks in New York for $11 dollars?”
Tricks To Troll Your Friends:
How to shutdown your friend's computer.(only works on Chromebooks)
Pretend to help your friend do something on their Chromebook but secretly press the following keys:
ctrl, shift, qq altogether. Boom, their Chromebook will shut down.
How to shut down all the tabs. (works on all computers)
Also pretend to help your friend do something on their computer. Secretly press the following keys:
ctrl, shift and www. Then laugh and run away as all their tabs will be gone.